The Diaries of a Crazy Blind Earthbender

OMFGWTFBBQ! TEH BALL

2006-08-21T16:48:09Z

So it turns out, the ball wasn't all that bad. Sorry it took forever to update this. I actually had fun. GASPSHOCKGASP. Suki and Ty Lee were there, so of course I had fun.

At first, the ball was pretty boring. I mean, very boring. The day had been boring too. Sitting around as people made me 'look pretty' I'm guessing I looked pretty ridiculous. No, I'm sure I looked pretty ridiculous. But I know for a fact Sugar Queen probably looked twice as ridiculous. I mean, I'm sure they did her hair in an equally crazy fashion as they did mine. I had no idea what to even call what they did to my hair. It was just...complicated.

But that's not really fun, now is it? Alright, so then Aang was being kind of mopey because Katara was going with Princey Sparky Sunshine. I didn't say anything to him about it. Though I could have. And it probably would have made him cry. And I would have laughed. Really, really hard. So Sokka and I just kind of...hung out for a while. Then Suki showed up. According to the deal we made, she'd help me make fun of Sugar Queen and Sunshine King, then I'd set her up with Sokka. So we went and played pranks on them. She didn't seem to be enjoying herself too much, but I really don't think that sort of thing is really in Suki. But oh well. So then she ran off to hang with Sokka. Didn't see her for the rest of the night. Until Ty Lee showed up.

When Ty Lee showed up, the real fun began. She spilled all the dirt she got out of Azula on Sunshine King, and oh my, some of it was wonderful. I'll have to stalk Sugar Queen, who's stalking Sunshine King, and unleash some of that deadly blackmail power. Most of it was sooo embarassing. Like Azula calls him Zuzu. Nice nickname. I'll have to start refering to him as Sunshine King Zuzu. Ah yes...will be fun. Too much fun.

So then I tried to get Sokka to dance with Ty Lee, but then Ty Lee and Suki got into one of their cat fights. I left them alone for the rest of the night. I went and found the wall flower, Twinkle Toes. And I kinda forced him to dance with me. It was nice, surprisingly nice. But that doesn't mean I like him or anything, I mean, he likes Sugar Queen (Who likes Sunshine King Zuzu, Ooh Ooh! I smell triangle here!) but he shouldn't be all mad and sad and not have any fun during this shindig because she's more interested in Princey.

And then Mai and Azula crashed the ball. I don't think Ty Lee noticed, though. She was still too busy fighting over Sokka with Suki. Ah, yet another triangle of love. Then we had to beat Mai an Azula off. They sadly took Ty Lee with them. I really wanted to see who won the fight over Sokka. Darn. Always next time, right?

But that pretty much sums up the ball. I suspect Sugar Queen is up on cloud nine and she wants to come tell me about it. Maybe I'll pay attention to her. Her crazed story about Sunshine King may actually be amusing.

Till later, much later (or until Sugar Queen shuts up),
Toph

Ball's tomorrrow, how exciting!

2006-08-18T02:43:56Z

Sorry I wasn't here yesterday. There was too much on my mind. Really. I don't even really know how to explain it, just, that it hurt. And I don't know why. I guess I should start at the beginning then, shouldn't I?

Things around here have been pretty chaotic. Yesterday Katara had had to cut her time with her boyfriend a bit short because we had to go get fitted for dresses for the ball. And the whole time, I daresay, she was talking about Princey. How now that she was talking to him, not running from him or whatever, that he actually wasn't half bad. Anti-social, but not bad. I really wasn't paying attention to her unimportant blabber. Once all that was sorted out, we went back to the guys. She told them about her short day with Princey and then I stole Aang, telling him we needed to go practice.

But he didn't want to practice, and he made sure that was clear. He stood up to me again, this time, to prove his point, hurling a few rocks in no particular direction. Obviously, something was bugging him. So, feeling rather sympathetic, I asked him what was wrong. I hated getting all...well...emotional and girly and all that. Made me feel weak. Anyway, Aang then decided to tell me what was bugging him. And it was Katara. He admitted to me that he was completely in love with her. And how he was just upset how she was going to be off with someone who was supposed to be an enemy all night long. (We had all agreed that we wouldn't have dates or anything, we'd just go as a group, a big stinkin group, but now Sugar Queen was going with Princey Sparky Sunshine) So I got a brilliant, absolutely brilliant idea. Why couldn't he dance with me at this shindig? I mean, growing up as rich as we were, I certainly learned how to ballroom dance and all that. I asked him that, and he got all awkward, his whole posture changed and it was just really awkward. Like, he was repulsed at that idea, like he was rejecting me completely. I didn't really know how to feel about it, I still really don't. But a little bit of jealousy comes to mind. Sugar Queen always gets everything.

I didn't lose my temper, thank the heavens, but I did sort of storm off on him. And I've been in my rock tent ever since. This afternoon Katara came to bug me about her day, I ignored her completely. That girl never shuts up. I swear. And she needs to learn how to shut up, or else I'll teach her, by shoving a big rock in her mouth.

I hope Princey ditches her tomorrow night, really. Then she can go dance with Aang and make him all happy again. And then, I can hang with Fan girl and Pinky. Pinky seems cool for a Fire Nation person. Besides, she needs to dish out all that dirt on Princey, and Fan Girl needs to help me make fun of the happy couple.

Looking at that much of it, I can't wait for the ball tomorrow. Its going to be a lot of fun...(For me anyway...For Katara, Zuko, Aang and Sokka? I beg to differ! Muwahaha!)

Till...Whenever
Toph

Stalking, day 2

2006-08-16T02:26:11Z

Today was actually pretty entertaining. After breakfast Katara got all disgusied and went off to stalk her boyfriends, Zuko and Jet. Sokka ended up telling me more about this Jet guy, and how before they found out he was a total jerk, Katara was getting rather close to him. Must make note of that. Could be extremely useful in an argument. Then Twinkle Toes started bugging me to go train with him, so I did. That kept us busy for the rest of the morning and right into the afternoon, when Sugar Queen came back.

When she came back, she was all worried about something, the way she walked totally gave it away. So did her voice. It was a well known fact that there was a ball coming up, at the end of the week. Everyone in Ba Sing Se would be there. We all just sort of figured we'd show up as a big group of friends. No dates.

But now Katara had one. Apparently after she broke up a fight between Jet and Zuko, Zuko's Uncle came up and asked if totally disguised!Katara still needed a date to the ball, because Zuko still needed a date. As Sugar Queen was telling us this, Snoozles chimed in saying something about 'how would any one want to do anything with that spoiled brat, let alone go to a ball with him' or whatever. Katara, not wanting to be rude or blow her cover accepted the offer. She told us that she thought it'd be a good idea if she followed Zuko around at the ball. She said that way, if Jet was planning to attack Zuko again, she could break it up again. But I thought it was a load of crap. And I seriously think she likes this Zuko guy. The way she talks about him, its hard to notice, but she sounds different, if only a little. Almost sounds like what Aang sounds like when he talks to her or about her, but not as noticable.

Now they're both off practicing their waterbending. I can hear their laughter and its getting kinda annoying. Maybe I'll go bug them, yeah, that's what I'll do. Get them to shut up for a little while...

Till later,
Toph

xblindxbanditx @ 2006-08-14T21:17:00

2006-08-15T02:36:42Z

When Sugar Queen finally came back from stalking her new boyfriend, I had pooped Aang out, making it impossible for him to go splash in some puddles with her. (Muwahahaha, how horrible of me) Of course, at the moment it was completely unintentional, but as our training went on, I realized there might be potential...benefits to having Twinkle Toes all tired.

Snoozles wasn't snoozing, in fact he was actually quite awake, and was currently sharpening his boomerang. I could tell from the screechy noise it was making. I hate that sound. Makes me want to scratch my ears off, but then I'd be deaf and blind, and we just can't have that, now can we? Anyway, Katara had come back from stalking Zoku or whatever his name was, and was now telling us all the crummy little details to it. From the sound of her voice, she was trying to sound serious about it, but deep down, I sensed there was something else. That she was actually happy to be stalking this guy. She is the one to usually bring him up in conversations. Hmm, maybe I can use that against her next time she accuses me of something, which from the sound of it, is rather soon. I can feel her stomping towards my tent. Sokka probably told her what I told him. That's the last time I trust Snoozles with anything.

Talk more later,
Toph

(((Yes, I am aware that Katara is a bit OOC, but Karla gave me a plotbunny and I ran with him. And Toph might seem a bit OOC too, but this is the beginning and I'm still trying to get used to her... SO DEAL. >( Have a nice day! <333 deathyukata)))

xblindxbanditx @ 2006-08-14T13:11:00

2006-08-14T18:26:41Z

I know for a fact I'm not as sweet as a bowl of sugar. But I don't care. Never needed to be, never will be and that's that. But miss Queen of Sugar is really getting on my nerves. I know I shouldn't let her bug me, but she does.

So this morning I was minding my own business and everything. In fact, I was still sleeping when Katara came and started banging on my rock tent. She wanted to know how she looked in her disguise. I told her that those colors clashed. Sugar Queen forgot I couldn't see color. I could tell by the way she kicked a pebble that my sarcasm was irritating her. Good Job, Toph! Give yourself a pat on the back. Will do!

But then Aang butted in and told her how fabulous she looked, and how he liked her new hairstyle. Katara 'awwed' and thanked him. I hate the way they talk to each other. Twinkle Toes never talks to anyone else like that, only Sugar Queen. I don't know why, but I swear, I'll figure it out. I know I will. I always see things other people don't. Always. But for now I'll just sit here in my tent, plotting. Not exactly sure what I'll be plotting. But I'll be plotting. And its gonna be good.

Later,
Toph

Sugar Queen's New Plan

2006-08-14T02:44:42Z

So this morning Twinkle Toes and me were practicing our earthbending. Snoozles was still sleeping, naturally, and Sugar Queen had gone to the farmer's market down the road, or so she said. Twinkle Toes was just playing around, turning all the rocks to sand and back again. I found the vibrations that it made to be rather annoying, but I didn't say anything, for once. I was actually in a good mood today.

Once she was back with her basket filled with papayas (even though she hates them) She was complaining about seeing some people she'd rather not see. She said something about some guy named Jet and Zuko.

I've never heard of this Jet, but I remember the name Zuko. Snoozles had called him an angry freak with a ponytail. I remember this 'Zuko' was with that old man when that crazy firebender was after us. Twinkle Toes had said something about how Zuko had chased them all around the world trying to capture him, and then added something about being a spirit of some sort, but Snoozles interrupted that conversation, complaining about food. Big surprise.

I told Sugar Queen that she should just follow these people around or something, make sure they didn't get into any trouble. I meant it sarcastically, of course, but she took it literally. She said that while I was practicing with Aang that she'd go into town, all disguised and stuff and follow Zuko around. Then when she came back she'd practice with Aang. Or she was muttering something about Papayas. I wasn't really paying any attention. Oh well. I can't wait to hear what a mockery she makes of herself tomorrow. I'm really just starting to think she has a crush on this Zuko guy. I mean, she's stood up for him a few times, and now is going to stalk him. I have to make note of this. Could be potential blackmail material...

Till Tomorrow,
Toph

I'm such a dork! :D

2006-08-14T02:16:49Z

ALRIGHT, deathyukata here, feeling like a total dork. This is going to be a journal for Toph. Toph's journal, if you will. Kinda like Nick.com says they're going to have a Diary for Katara. This is an AU of sorts, since I'm kinda re-writing canon...xD And be prepared for some Taang and Zutara. Maybe some Ty Lokka and Soki too.

<3 always,

deathyukata